Friday, March 31, 2006
Perfect
Imagine the whitest white boy ever singing "Baby Got Back" and doing so in church. Now go here and listen to the song.
Monday, March 20, 2006
Be Advised...
I'm switching my favorite candy bar from Snickers to Baby Ruth.
"Lord of War" is a surprizingly good movie. Like seriously. If you haven't seen it yet, rent it next time, its a good one.
Politics as usual is much less glamorous and romantic than it is bureaucratic nonsense. Weber would be proud.
"Lord of War" is a surprizingly good movie. Like seriously. If you haven't seen it yet, rent it next time, its a good one.
Politics as usual is much less glamorous and romantic than it is bureaucratic nonsense. Weber would be proud.
Saturday, March 18, 2006
Things you see on the DC Metro
Now I could tell you what I saw, but this is just so much better:
Budlight presents: Real men of genius
Today we salute you
Mr. Male Fur Coat Wearer
Perhaps fashion’s greatest mystery
What makes a big strong man say
“I think I need a new fur coat”
The very height of political incorrectness
Nothing says I could give a rat’s rear end
Like a man in a floor length chinchilla
A look that’s half street pimp,
Half Aunt Ester, and full on furtastic
Sure it’s gauche,
But you don’t spend more on your coat than your car
Not to be noticed
So crack open a nice cold Bud Light
Mr. Male Fur Coat Wearer
Because it takes a real man
To wear a lady’s coat.
They're all here.
Budlight presents: Real men of genius
Today we salute you
Mr. Male Fur Coat Wearer
Perhaps fashion’s greatest mystery
What makes a big strong man say
“I think I need a new fur coat”
The very height of political incorrectness
Nothing says I could give a rat’s rear end
Like a man in a floor length chinchilla
A look that’s half street pimp,
Half Aunt Ester, and full on furtastic
Sure it’s gauche,
But you don’t spend more on your coat than your car
Not to be noticed
So crack open a nice cold Bud Light
Mr. Male Fur Coat Wearer
Because it takes a real man
To wear a lady’s coat.
They're all here.
Thursday, March 16, 2006
Tease
It was 85 at the end of last week. It was scrumtrelecent. Its struggling to get above 50 now.
Sunday, March 05, 2006
Non-trival Trivia
Yesterday I went to go see the Constitution on display at the National Archives building. 10 points if you can guess why. 100 points if you can guess what is the new background of my cell phone.
Wednesday, March 01, 2006
Is it just me...
Or should people paid by the federal government not have to pay federal taxes, and just be paid at a lower rate? Even before I get my paycheck I give part of it back to the government, but they have to pay someone to take it out (in Payroll) and someone to verify that it was taken out (IRS). Why not just not give it to me to begin with?
