Hick in the District

The first time I flew out of this airport I was delayed 2 hours and then sat 2 hours on the tarmack. This time I landed after my connecting flight took off. A chili cheese dog at an airport bar seemed like a good idea, as did the Manhattan. The chain smoking bar wench across from me sounds like she's 12 and looks like she's 12 trying to look like she's 16. Streaked highlights are never a good idea.